I have the transcript of the mock debate that was put on earlier this evening in beautiful East Jonesboro:
Asa: Beebe sucks!
Beebe: Asa sucks worse!
Asa: I'll cut all taxes to 0%
Beebe: I have a vision for Arkansas
Asa: Your record in the Senate tells us you suck.
Beebe: Your record at Homeland Security tells us you suck even more.
Asa: God, Guns, Gays
Beebe: Pass
Asa: You're a douche
Beebe: You, sir, are a douche bag
Asa: My wife had to pinch pennies when we first got married (audible laughs).
Beebe: I grew up poor too!
Beebe: How about a lottery?
Asa: Jesus says no!
Beebe: We are going to stop meth!
Asa: No, WE are going to stop meth! (audible laughs at both)
Beebe: Thank you Diana Davis, for being so buxom.
Asa: Diana, I wish you weren't so buxom.
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