With the plight of the free world on the line, supposedly, G.W. takes a play out of Houston Nutt's playbook. We're looking at 4th down and 20 to go, so we obviously call for a tunnel screen, don't we? G.W. has decided, as the decider generally does, and the rest of us are supposed to just follow along as if he has never done us wrong before. 20,000 new troops, spread out over the course of six months, does not constitute a SURGE, more like a drivel.
Had we dropped 400,000-500,000 men into Iraq in the first place, we would all be having lattes conversing about how we could not believe that we had won our last four wars while losing a combined 1,000 men. Instead, we let the retarded cousin of Houston Nutt, complete with his two page playbook, run the show. Now, he has fucked this thing up so badly that even the triumverate of Eisenhower, Patton, and Jesus Christ couldn't come up with a winning strategy. Normally I know the answer to most questions, but with the quandry that the Idiot in Chief has put us in, even I can't answer "What should we do next?"
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